Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Propane Furance Flame

Weddings and other disasters / 2

Again series: outstanding comments

LM: ".. and then you know, we have chosen a menu suitable for vegeteraiani ..."
Father's Heart (thoughtfully): "... no meat, that is?"
LM: "Yeah," Father
Heart (visibly shaken): "not even a salmon canapé??"
LM: "... yes ..."

Friday, July 23, 2010

Bikini Shaving Herpes Outbreak

Weddings and other disasters

never having been married before - nor had any children, as explained to the clerk of the Registry of the small town (personal?) LM and IS did not know exactly what they were going to meet. Imagined it in their own way: LM as an "event" any, only without the badge, as a celebration of IS-square not received details. But no because, perhaps unlike any event or celebration, compared to a marriage are considered all titled to have something to say. Comments to be reported because exceptional (outstanding) :
- (Mr LM) "Ah, you get married in city hall? And why? Know that if there private seasonal married - after all, is a contract like any other - you could have children and earn benefits for single mothers? LM: "Oh, good idea, thank you"
- (Zia LM) "Ah, you get married? And he, like his name? We know from long?" LM: "Ah!"
- ("Friend" by LM) "Ah, you get married? In common? Yes, of course, the Church would be too expensive ..." LM (beggar obviously not only intimate) "Eh"
- Heart Mother (mother of LM, ed), "Well. For a wedding in town I will not buy a dress. It is not a real ceremony"
- Very good friend LM: "Like anything hen?"
- Mother Heart: "How many hen parties are doing, you're always around!"
... (Continued)

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Cross Wearing Underwear

3 and a half

... reality of the married couple, three days of forced rest - in the sense Pigiani and her hair in a very clean - two crashes - of soap and maintenance - on the same step, 24 selected photos for printing, 4 fim in Italian DVD. This is the mutual Manu. That in September will have an ivory dress, her hair in order, a photographer and a Beetle. Small steps for man, enormous LaManu.